Bad Dog- Marley

So I was naughty today and Mom is pretty mad. She bought a cheeseball and she was eating it with some wheat thins while she tried to do laundry, homework, and bake a cheesecake. I was really hungry and I kept trying to tell her I wanted some of that cheeseball. I kept sneaking into the kitchen and sniffing but she kept telling me to get out of her kitchen! I really wanted her to know that I wanted some cheeseball so I kept it up. Then one of Mom's classmates called her and she had to go look something up on the computer. I knew I had to act fast because if I didn't she might eat all of that cheeseball before I even got a taste! Sage went with Mom into the computer room (he told me he was going to check if Mom hid any food in there). So while she was gone I snuck in there and stole half that cheeseball right off the plate. It was so good. Unfortunately Mom knew it was me because Sage was with her and I was still licking my chops when she came back. She was mad at me so I made my best "I'm Sorry" face and went and layed down. She is hoping Dad doesn't decide to read the blog because then he'll know what I did and he'll be really mad at me! She was so mean, she told me that she wouldn't feel sorry for me when my belly hurts later. How rude!