Me and Sage love our mom and dad but sometimes they really cross the line. We put up with the time they dressed us up in clothes and took pictures of us for their Christmas card. We put up with them not letting us take food off the counters whenever we want. We are now putting up with the fact that they won't allow us in the baby's room (they said something about wanting to keep that room dog hair free but whatever). What happened yesterday though was unforgivable. THEY LET A CAT ONTO OUR PROPERTY!!!!!
Yesterday, mom and dad were painting the baby's room (well daddy was painting, mommy just did a lot of standing around watching) so they had the window wide open to let the air flow through so mommy wouldn't puke (she does that a lot). Daddy had taken the screen out of the window and Sage and I were laying in the doorway, since ahem we aren't allowed in the room anymore. Sage and I smelled it before it make it's appearance and we tried to tell them that A CAT WAS ON OUR PROPERTY! They ignored us as usual and told us to lay down. Pretty soon that cat stuck his head in the window and Mom went and petted it! We couldn't believe it. She petted the cat, right in front of us. Marley barked and the cat went running. It hung around outside crawling from window to window to tease us and then it finally went home. We can't believe mom and dad didn't let us eat it. They wouldn't even let us taste it.
To get back at them we have been letting out a lot of stinky dog farts and smelling up the whole house. Maybe next time they will let us have a taste of that cat!
1 comment:
boys, I am glad you are not allowed in the room! I would have been really impressed if you had caught the cat. And, since "Mom" wont post pics of the nursery I think you should.
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